Official Institution
NOTHING DEPARTMENT
An international institution dedicated to absolutely nothing.
Institutional Statement
We Take Nothing Very Seriously.
Our departments operate independently, which is to say they do not operate. Every division maintains a rigorous formal commitment to total corporate inactivity, reviewed quarterly and recorded in triplicate.
Now Recruiting
WE ARE HIRING. No experience required. No motivation preferred.
Candidates are invited to maintain zero productivity across our international desks. Applications are assigned to a desk that does not exist and reviewed at an indefinite pace.
From the Collection
Official Accessions
Institutional objects held in permanent custody, each assigned an accession code and a non-action utility.
Accession No. 001
Invisible Sculpture No. 001
A plinth-mounted void, catalogued for its absence. $500.
License No. 002
License to Do Nothing
An official permit, valid indefinitely, for the activity of none. $9.99.
Kit No. 003
Employee Welcome Kit
Standard onboarding materials for a position that requires no onboarding. $7.99.
Official Gazette
Recent Notices
01
Scheduled Cancellation
The meeting scheduled for last quarter has been cancelled and will be rescheduled indefinitely.
02
Zero-Progress Milestone
The department has reached its target of no progress for the ninth consecutive period.
03
Administrative Order
All desks will remain unoccupied until further notice. Please do not attend.